My Name is Jeff
I’m just a nerd who’s trying to make the internet awesome.
Okay, it’s already awesome... But I’d like to make it even more awesome!
Zaphod's Just Zis Guy, You Know?
Like Zaphod Beblebrox,the pan-galactic gargle blaster guzzling President of the Universe, I’m really just this guy, you know? Just a guy with two heads.
<head>, I am a developer, a code monkey, a problem solver, and a complete nerd. I’m a regular expressor of regular expressions, and I’m not ashamed to say it. I love web standards, I breathe CSS selectors, I dream in jQuery, and sweat WordPress (it’s kinda gross, I know).
In the other I’m a designer, a typophile, a photographer, a pixel pusher, a color lover, and an aesthete. My favorite games are guessing fonts and spotting photoshop disasters. I pine after letterpressed designs, and I spend way too much time stealing paint swatches from Home Depot.
But really, I’m just this guy, you know?